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Thursday, November 1, 2007

Thursday 13 -- 13 Good Things about Mosaic Dawg

Next Monday, Mosaic Dawg Leah will be 9 dog years old. We decided to try to find 13 good things to say about her.

The Feline's Digest Condensed Version of how we got her is:
In October of 1998, Mosaic Lady told a friend that she kept thinking of getting a dog to take on her daily Colorado mountain walks, which was very strange because ML is so not a dawg person, really.
On November 5 of 1998 , Leah was born two houses up the street from us.
It was a sad situation and the puppies were living with their mom in a tent in the freezing cold front yard.
When ML would walk by every day, the tiny puppies would get out of the yard and run into the street on the blind curve.
ML did her usual obsessing about their welfare, and early morning, Sunday, January 7, 1999, she dreamed a disturbing dream of the litter.

A few hours later, that same Sunday, January 7, she went to the market and found the puppies being given away for free outside the store.
UH OH, said ML.
She was NOT going to take a puppy, but well...maybe if there was a girl she might just look real fast.
Leah was the only girl dawg in the litter of 8, and she was one of 3 puppies still left.
UH OH.
Leah came home that day.
ML googled "Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler" that night and said UH OH.
What the h e double hockey sticks have I done?
The next year found ML and Leah in puppy school and then practicing practicing at home. A lot.
Leah is not a perfect dog, but she is so much better than ML had any right to hope for, given the dominant personalities and very annoying (potential) behaviors of this breed.

13 Good Things About Mosaic Dawg

1) She does not eat our poop.

2) She does not eat is not supposed to eat our food.
3) We can eat her food. She is not allowed to be food aggressive with us, ever.

4) She does not bite us. She is not allowed to dominate us. If she forgets, Mosaic Lady reminds her who the aggressive and dominant bitch in the house is.

5) She does not chase us. Much. Anymore.

6) She will chase away any intruder cat or dog that comes into our yard.

7) She knows how to break up a cat fight. If ML tells her to go get the fighting cats and bring back the Mosaic one, she knows what that means.

8) She walks every day with Mosaic Lady, off leash. She knows the meaning of: "get out of the street", "wait for me", "stay with me", "cross" and "Leah, NO chasing cats!" when walking.

9) She is not allowed on ML's bed. That is ours.

10) She is not allowed on the couches. Those are ours.

11) We are allowed to sleep on her bed whenever we want. That is ours, too.
Bianca likes to remind her of this occasionally, so she pees on Leah's bed.
Even though Mosaic Lady then uses the "f" adjective in front of Bianca's name, she does not get thrown in the trash.

12) She barks VERY loud at anything or anyone that comes to our house. This is bad because it annoys ML. This is good because ML can sleep feeling protected. She can shower with the doors unlocked. And she can run errands and tell Leah "watch the cats for me" and know that it will get done.

13) We never worry about her running away. Where would she go?? She is pathologically attached to ML. There is a reason Heelers are called Velcro Dawgs. We don't need a fence and she doesn't need a leash. It's nice to have a dog you can trust...
even if she is a super freak.

Thanks to Zoolatry for taking our oldest accessible digi-photo of a young Leah (the first one up top), cleaning it up, and customizing it for us! We'll post the rest next Monday when she's NINE. All of her baby photos are packed away under tons of boxes in a storage room. We'll post a photo of that one day when ML is not here to prevent it.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Mancat Monday - A Varmint for Victor

By Sadie Willie

Sadie caught a huge varmint to give to Victor for his 2nd Gotchaversary Day present.
Because I am the sole mancat on the premises (at this moment), the yards and house belong to me.
So I took it.

I started to walk it down the hill to the mailbox so our wonderful postal person, Curtis, could take it right out, but then I thought maybe it should be gift wrapped first.

I tried to give it back to Sadie for wrapping, but she was very upset with me and told me to do it myself.

I tried to bring it into the dining room so Mosaic Lady could wrap it up for me.

And then I remembered that she sucks at gift wrapping.

I suddenly noticed that the varmint was not moving much, so I tried to revive him.
He did not seem to want to play anymore.

I prayed over him and tried to do some hands-on, Reiki healing, but nothing.
I decided that a varmint corpse is not a very nice Gotcha Day gift.
They don't play very well.

I went to the front yard and cleaned myself up on my hot tub.
That was a lot of exertion and trouble I went to for Victor, with nothing to show for it.

Bianca and I watched Mosaic Lady use a big shovel to toss the dead varmint over the deck and into the canyon.

It's the thought that counts, anyway, right Victor?
And we are thinking of you today.

The End

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Everycat's an art critic Sunday

Oh my, what have we here?
Don't tell me she's found her misplaced muse?

mmmmmmmm...Fiesta has a flavor.
RED!
Sort of like pink, only richer.

Mosaic Lady might enter this in the Etsy Bitchen Kitchen Mosaic Challenge. The theme is housewares. (Kind of a jab at etsy brass who have decided to place mosaics not in art, but in housewares!)

We don't have a lot of old kitchen stuff any more. When we were packing up to leave Colorado, our Fairy Godmother ordered Mosaic Lady to put in the trash any object that had the f word in front of it, used as an adjective to describe it. For example: "f'in toaster. F'in dull knives. F'in teflon frying pan with no teflon left."
It is a good thing that our Fairy Godmother has not applied that same rule to that same favorite adjective used in front of "cat".
Or our names.

Be sure to biggify so you can see the cute bumble bee above and the hummingbird below. Their wings quiver!

The tail on the tiny turtle moves, too, which is good. It moves out of the way instead of snapping off when you set the carafe down.
Our Fairy Godmother has been trying to talk ML into using sculpey to make legs for the carafes so they don't leave moisture marks on tables (assuming you're drinking a chilled white or pink and not a red, of course.)
ML had never heard of sculpey and is pretty sure she'd be talentless at fashioning it into symmetrical legs.
While she waits for our Fairy Godmother to show us a sample (reminder reminder), do you think we should see if the carafe looks good on top of this?

You can see a few more photos of this piece and read more about the materials at ML's blog. I also want to pimp Whiskers Rescue. ML got the cute green rhinestone fly pin in the first photo from them. They are one of our favorite eBay sellers to patronize. They spay and neuter feral cats in New Jersey and care for them in their existing colonies, providing food and medical care. Please look at their eBay store and support them if you can!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Formerly Feral Friday ~ Annie

Formerly feral, now proud Pumpkin Palace proprietor.


Great thanks to our talented pals over at Zoolatry, as always.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

What a difference a year makes, Wednesday ~ by Bianca

One year ago this very day, Kitties, our Godmother woke up very early in New York City and flew all day to Colorado to meet us for the very first time.

Walter, Mosaic Dawg and I loved her from the first moment.
Willie and Sadie took a bit longer to warm up.
They are still warming up.
They just don't like anyone but Mosaic Lady, really.
They are super freaks.

Walter and I especially liked her computer, because she let us climb all over it, and her, when she was using it.
Mosaic Lady hardly noticed the computer at all.
What Intel Duo MacBook Pro?

Walter liked his Godmother so very much that he tried to stow away in her suitcase the night before she was to leave.
She was very concerned for his in-flight safety, so she suggested we all just pick up and move to North Carolina to be closer to her.
So we did.
And we are glad.

Happy One Year GotUsVersary --
Evil Joy Fairy Godmother!

(UPDATE: Many Kitties have asked us in our comments how can they get a fairy godmother of their own, and can you get one on the innernets? We did. We found ours on eBay! Here's How! )

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Toes, Tail & Toosh Tuesday

Smudge, the once foster kitten, resting comfortably after his daily butt bath.
I surmise this because his toes and tail are uncharacteristically, and relatively, clean.
I am pretty sure his yellowish butt fur stain is permanent.
Sort of like his own special tattoo.
Poo Tattoo.
Wasn't that a Stones album?
No, that was Tattoo Poo.
HA!

Where is Yao-Lin when I need him to snigger at my jokes?