Our (so-called) "employer"

Our (so-called) "employer"

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Bah Humbug, Mosaic Lady Sucks Sugar Plums!

Christmas Day Update:

Here you go, kitties. THIS will really make you smile!




Happy Holidays all persons, kitties and dawgs!
I am not feeling very cooperative this year because certain LAZY persons no longer allow me to blog.

I am mortified to say that I am going to have to recycle last year's greeting. I would like to thank all those who sent me photo cards (they are on the fridge along with the ones you sent me last year!) and e-greetings, and apologize for ML's utter lack of effort. She's an abomination.


It's not even worth making any New Year's Resolutions for her because she has the will power of a garden slug.
On her best days.

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Monday, December 8, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

'BOUT TIME, Thursday!

I never doubted it would happen.

But the waiting was killing me!

I hope this means I can stop wearing these buttons around my neck.

North Carolina Baracked the Vote!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

GOTV KITTIES!!!

Choose your favorite campaign buttons.

Leave the house a bit early so you can enjoy the beautiful autumn scenery and the perfect day.

Wait for your canvassing partner. Always take a buddy.

Reflect for a moment about what an important day this is.

Coordinate your route with your partner.

Walk your route with pride.

Watch out for loose dogs.

Eat before you go because the volunteer office is filled with nothing but sugar and carbs.

Do not try to canvass the geriatric cats because you know for sure they are for the old guy.

Be proud of your contribution, even if you got lost a zillion times because you can not find your way out of a paper bag.
Go home, put on your flannels (the leapord print ones for extra good luck), get out all the kleenexes, and try to hold off on hitting the sauces till 5PM EST.