Here is our 50th birthday party planning committee, hard at work making sure this is Mosaic Lady's BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
She will probably have that glass of wine surgically attached to her lips for the next 72 hours to help her through the trauma of it all.
I will notify you when her "Intervention" episode is going to air.
It's very embarrassing when she tries to convince me that the man on tee vee is her husband.
I hope he can come to the intervention.
(Pee Ess: There was a very good photo of Mosaic Dawg sleeping in her bed and Sadie sleeping on her couch during our meeting, but I refused to post it. The dawg furs on the carpet were even more humiliating than when she makes me call her: "Mrs. Brian Williams".)