Kitties, Mosaic Lady Scissorhands has struck again.
Sadly, this time my furs were the victims of her lameitudedness.
I get a LOT of matts in my furs, especially in the summer. ML started cutting them out, a few at a time, "helping" me. She looked at me yesterday and decided I was all lopsided and funky looking, so she decided to even me out.
Nice work, huh?
Here is my left side...
and here's my right.
The aerial view really shows the extraordinary talent Mosaic Lady has for layering, texturizing, and giving me that youthful, breezy, sassy, chunky-spikey look.
I don't know if she was going for a mohawk or a mullet because I always get those confused.
Those are not extensions, Kitties! Those are my (miraculously) intact tail furs.
Annie said I needed some "product" in my furs and told me to try ML's Christophe of Beverly Hills Texturizing Fiber Paste.
Tres trendy, non?
I don't think ML should be allowed to watch Shear Genius on BRAVO any more.
It inspires her to shear idiocy.
I would close my mouth and step away from the mohawk if I were you, Mosaic Dawg.
You do not want to get on my bad side(s) on my bad furs day.
When we went to the Cat Blogosphere page to post our link we saw the incredibly shocking and tragic news of Sher's death. We are all stunned and very saddened. We always imagined her to be so young and vital and vibrant.
There is just nothing at all to say at times like these.
Sundance and Upsie are probably very surprised to see her again so soon.