We love words almost as much as we love geegaws, Kitties. I heard a talking potato head say specious on Meet the Press. That is a fun word!
Here is my solution to a territorial dispute situation:
Mosaic Lady stole MY (UCSB college years) couch.
Bianca took possession of ML's right shoulder.
Willie invaded Annie's spot on the old, dilapidated couch.
Annie seized MY spot on the dining room table with her so-called "Art Consultant" job.
If you look into her eyes, you can get a sense of her soul.
I don't know if that is a word, really, but say it out loud. Fun!
So I claimed Mosaic Dawg's so-called bed.
Win Win Win!
Unless you are Mosaic Dawg.