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Friday, December 21, 2007

Anti-Fashion Friday

Kitties, I started my revealing Tattle Tail Tuesday posts in an effort to shame Mosaic Lady into sanity submission.
This last week brought a painful backlash upon my mini-panther head.
Instead of shaming ML, my posts, and those of other tattling cats, have only inspired her further.

Case in point, KELLIE!
Yes, ML went to WAL MART and came home with every color she could find in her gargantuan size 10.
$5 each. Cheap at twice the price!

Can you see Willie shuddering?
I think he threw up in his mouth a little bit.

No Mosiac fur can bear to gaze upon this blight.
Hey! Where did the black ones go?

Oh Good Lord, ML.
With the white exercise socks and the black lycra/spandex leggings?

Yes, yes, much better, ML -- stunning with your JC Penney pajamas.
If I see these doo doo drops in the suitcase, I am not going to South Carolina.
My mortification would know no bounds, and I refuse to be the object of ridicule for the "well-heeled" beach kitties on Sullivan's Island.

I hope you're happy, Kellie.
I am not.


Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

My Bean only wish she could wear size 10 so she could get different colors. Her feet so big the only color they have in her size was YELLOW. She look like Big Bird.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo make us glad mom has back and leg problems and has to wear shoes dat her "leg lengthener" and "back flexer" will fit in. We think she embarrasses us enuff what with the front yard dancing, drivway snow fights and the letters to da naybors...

DEBRA said...

Momma has always had tiny little WIDE feet with HIGH insteps. She has always been unable to wear what's fashionable and forgetabout wearing shoes with too much of a heel...we gets a good laugh when Momma tries to walk in boots.

Abby and Boo
HI Willie!
Meowy Krissmousey

Spooker said...

My Not The Mama loves his Crocs - he has crocs flip flops and Crocs winter shoes, but not the holey ones like your ML has here.
He says they're the most comfy shoes he's ever worn - and he has extra widey feet, so shoe fitting can be a problem. You can see his new Croc shoes over at http://themoshow2.blogspot.com

Personally, I think so long as he gives me Temptations regularly, he can wear whatever he wants on his big fat feet!


Victor Tabbycat said...

It's an invashon. There's one pair on the landin at my howse an they's the boy's. Mom can't wear them (fank goodness) cuz she gots narrow feets.

Sadie, don't furget to check the mailbox afore you go to SC. You mite find sumfin there to take yur mind offa ridin in yur PTU all them ours. Purrs an nosekisses an sum catnip eggnog fur my sweetie,

Tybalt said...

Ha ha ha ha! Poor Annie. Maybe you and Kellie can form a support group.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I hope Sandy Paws is good to you all, even Mosaic Lady. Sometimes our problem people just need that extra love.

Daisy said...

My Mommie wears Crocs in bright green, bright purple, and pink! And white for the shelter.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

You know, I have a similar problem with the Woman. Since her foot is fat from her surgery she is wearing these hideous boot things that make her look like she lives in Antarctica. Shameful.


HRH Yao-Lin said...

MOTHER OF BAST WHAT A SITE! Like a car crash or something - I didn't want to look but I couldn't stop!!!


Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I AM DELIGHTED! Who knew my tattle tail tuesday would spawn such havoc! Sorry Annie and the rest of the Mosaic Cats and Dawg, but if I have to look at those hideous shoes at my house, you should have to look at them at your house! I am just tickled pink!

P.S. My Mum wears a size 10 too, her sister has such small feet she wears children's shoes - what's up with that!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Those are wild pajamas! I like the pink.

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, buddies, that is really embarrassing. My momma likes to wear strappy pointy shoes, but she wears big clunky boots now because we live in the (bad word) Arctic. She doesn't have any shoes with holes in them like that, though.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
P.S. Tell Mosaic Dawg good luck! She made a very ambitious travel list for you guys.

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh yikes! At least yoo don't haf to go out wiv her when she's wearing them. Our mum's got short fat feet. She takes size 5 but that might be diffrunt sizing to US sizes, she duzn't know.She got reely wide feet too, and since she had her axydent two years ago, one foot is a lot wider than the uvver one.

Jelly said...

GOOD! I'm size 10, too! I can borrow all your shoes! Safe travel - and Merry Christmas!

Mickey said...

Yao-Lin said:MOTHER OF BAST WHAT A SITE! Like a car crash or something - I didn't want to look but I couldn't stop!!!
We look forward to coming here for our daily laugh.Today did not dissapoint!

I must throw Mom into the action here.She always says that when they make high fashion shoes as comfy as croc type shoes,then she will wear them.Until then,it's croc knockoff all the way!!

Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

topcatrules said...

Our mom is IMPRESSED! She wishes we had a JC Pennys over here! Our mom says - Go girl! and Woo Hoo!

Tyler said...

Um, we kinda like her shoes. They are very bright and cheery. But we're not very well educated on fashion do's and don'ts. My mom tried to watch that show that Skeezix is always going on about, but she just felt bad or the people who's clothes were being attacked. Wear whatever makes you smile.

Merry Christmas!
Peace, love and purrs,
My mom used to be a size 10. She's now a 9 and a half.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Besides having no sense of fashion, is ML color blind, too?