I am basking in the relaxing glow of my first Furminator session, Kitties.
Mosaic Lady took a big wad of furs off of my gorgeous coat.
I do not know why they look gray.
My furs has a flavor!
Why has it taken ML four months to Furminate me?
You get two guesses, Kitties, and the first does not count.
I will probably get a manicure next. My claws are lethal weapons at this length.
But they are good for telling ML when I would like the Furminating session to stop.
My new collar looks fabulous with my pink name tag and my shiny furs.
I hope we can take our Furminator to jail with us because ML still does not have her NC driver's license.
Maybe she is the reason my furs are already gray.
What the heck is Mosaic Dawg doing?
She is wondering how I turned myself into a small ball of furs.
She is a freak.
Yes, I am talking about you.