Oh gosh...that sweet Victor Tabbycat just tagged me for this meme and it's SO timely! I read his request for more photos of ME recently, so I made Mosaic Lady do a very extensive photo shoot of ME out on the back deck yesterday afternoon. I was thinking of Victor with each pose. I was also purring and making my air muffins with each snap of the shutter. HOT STUFF. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss.
OK, so most of you kitties know this one by now, but just so no one thinks me a non-conformist (which I am, but I don't want you to think that of me just yet), here's the deal: (scroll scroll scroll to the GOOD PARTS! ME!)
(EDIT after Publish: HA! I tried to cut and paste the four rules from Pixie's post and it got all fuxxed up.
Forget it. You guys all know the blurb by now.
I'm pretty sure my middle name must be BADIE. (NOT Baddy! Rhymes with Sadie, Sillies!) Here is why I believe Mosaic Lady calls me Sadie Badie so often:
Beautiful Tummy Floof (well, actually, beautiful All Over Floof.)
An orange toe!
Darling ('nuff said.)
Independent, self-sufficient, low-maintenance -- yet loving.
If ML would leave me alone, I'd spend all my life in my yards with the snakes and bunnies and lizards and birds.
(Do not talk to me about the unkempt and overgrown chav yards. I am not the CFO of the family.)
Enjoying the attentions and affections of darling Victor Tabbycat, even though Bonnie opposes it.
BITE ME, BONNIE!
er, I mean...
TALK TO THE ORANGE TOE, BONNIE!
(I think it's best to start alienating your future sister-in-law as soon as possible, don't you? Boundaries are so important in families.)
I'm going to tag a very good looking new blogger cat (don't be threatened, Victor. Remember what the I stands for!) named Sebastian. He is a Coon Cat from Maine, born in the UK, who now lives in Hong Kong with some very exotic family members. He is very big, and very floofy! And he looks like he has good boundaries, too, ah hem, BONNIE!